The JAG Fan's Prayer

TPTB who rule the networks
Renewal of actor's contracts be thy game
Thy ratings come
Thy profits will be done
In syndication as well as cable
Give us on Tuesday our weekly JAG
Forgive us, shippers and all, our trepidations
As we forgive those who spoil and shock against us
Lead us not into internet temptation
Deliver us from reality shows
For this is the show, dress whites, gold wings and all
To show the power of the military and the glory of love
Forever in our hearts
Ahem!